Which serial killer are you

I lurk in the dark shadows of alleys and pounce on them. I recruit them into my satanic cult and brainwash them into thinking I am Jesus reincarnated. I have them for dinner… literally. What's your idea of a good time? Listening to Mozart, drinking a fine wine and hosting a nice dinner party.

Coercing other people to do things I want them to do. Going for midnight strolls. Have a cup of tea and a hot bubble bath. Send a ransom note and a severed ear to the police. Plan my next attack. Play with my stuffed animals. Work on my 1, piece jigsaw puzzle. Which of these images excites you the most?

What kind of childhood did you have? I was born to a teen mother, it was difficult. Pretty normal family life. I was a child prodigy. How would you like people to describe you? A nice person, though somewhat creepy looking and deranged; they think of themselves as divine. A quiet, grim and gruesome loner who takes great pleasure in trickery and malice. Which of these things brings you the most pleasure or gratification?

Solving a challenging problem. Having many nice possessions that I earned through hard work. When the dust settles and the blood has been mopped up, several of these monsters became a part of pop culture in books and movies.

A spiralling mass of death, fear and madness with no end in sight. With one executed, locked up, or vanished from sight many more in our present day could be bred to one day reek havok on your community. Unless you are that person. Jack fell down and hurt himself really bad but the pretty dog came and drank his blood to perserve his youth.

What's wrong with me? Take a good look at yourself and tell me what's wrong with you. But I already know. I can see it in your eyes. Search Speak now. Which Serial Killer Are You? Questions and Answers. Beat 'em, stab 'em, shoot 'em. Some people just love to learn about serial killers. We have to admit that we have always found it pretty fascinating to take a look at some of the worst serial killers out there, almost as if we're being pulled in by a sick obsession that we don't even realize is within us.

It's not surprising though, as these people give us an insight into what it feels like to have some of the most extreme mental and personality disorders known to man. They also show us the lengths to which some human beings are able to stretch themselves, usually beyond the boundaries that most other people could ever see themselves passing.

So, are you ready to find out which serial killer you are? Are you the creepy, silent type or are you out there in clown makeup with a bunch of balloons? It's time to take a look at which serial killer you are by answering these simple questions. No matter how popular you are, you can be fairly sure that there is at least one party that you're not going to be invited to at some point in your life.

That's fine as well because it'd be weird if every single person in the world loved you. We all have our flaws. However, what would be the reason for you not being invited to a certain party? Do you know the reason or are you totally oblivious to it? Why is it that grown adults think we all have to care about their birthdays? We get that if a kid has a birthday, we've all got to turn up and pretend like it matters, but once you get past about fifteen, you've really got to start realizing that you're the only one who cares.

Stop being so wrapped up in yourself that you think one day out of the year is all about you. It really is not about you. Music is one of the great things in this world that it's almost impossible to describe. The goose bumps that spring up over your body when you listen to a particularly good piece of music is one of the most pleasant feelings of all time.

It's like the music is reminding you that you're alive. Could there be anything better than that? We all have our little pieces of comfort that we need to get through the day. Some people like to say that this is bad, but we think there's nothing wrong with having some little enjoyments in life, whether they're bad for you or not. This is what separates us from the animals. Without these things, we would merely exist, never actually enjoying our lives. Isn't it weird that we all have different opinions on weather?

You'd think, what with it being a natural occurrence that we have can't change, we'd just sit back and let whatever happens to happen. Instead, we get fed up if it starts to rain and start to smile if it's sunny.

What's so bad about rain? Isn't this one of the hardest questions of all time? How do you possibly describe what is essentially different hormones and chemicals firing off in your body, yet it feels like nothing you've ever been able to experience before with any drug or physical feat?

Love makes you do truly insane things, in a way that nothing else can. Look, we don't really like sweet foods or anything, but we will make an exception with ice cream because it's quite possibly the nicest food that anybody has ever invented. We will pretty much always pick savory first, but if you've got some ice cream lying around afterward, we will gladly help you finish that stuff off. No matter what others may tell you, there will always be people who need your help.

That's just a fact of life sadly. Seriously, if you get to a point in your life where you think you shouldn't be helping someone, you've got to take a serious look at yourself in the mirror and figure out when you became so cold.

One problem that most people in this world have is the need to please others and the compulsion to worry about what they're thinking. Honestly, without this, the world would be a better place, one filled with people achieving everything they wanted without getting involved in how much this affects what people think of them. Thankfully, there are those out there who will do things out of the goodness of their heart, selflessly making things better without a care for what people think of them.

We honestly try to live by the concept that where you're hanging out doesn't really matter because it's all about the people that you're hanging out with. When you live your life like that, your level of enjoyment will start to skyrocket in a way that you can't understand.

Thankfully, you now know the secret to it all. We don't really buy into the concept that the colors you're around in life make a massive change in your feelings and your emotions. Some people paint their babies rooms based on the color that will most likely leave them happy and comfortable, but as long as you're not putting up unpleasant images or painting the place black, we reckon you can paint the room whatever color you want.

To some of you, this might seem like a bit of a weird question, which would probably mean you're not like any psychopath because you understand that this sort of question shouldn't have an answer if you're a normal human being.

Really, the only people who should be thinking about what weapon they should be using are taking part in a battle, not walking around among normal human beings like me and you. When we say accessory, what we essentially mean is which of these you would be happy to have on your face. That might seem like a bit of a weird question, as most people would rather they didn't have to deal with anything on their face.

Sure, some people choose to have a beard, but even they would have to admit that having a crafted beard is more of a pain than not having one. It's insane to think how something like where you were born can have such a profound change on the sort of human being you end up becoming in your later life. You may not realize it, but we can tell you right now that so many people would change if their birthplace changed.

In fact, moving to a specific place in adulthood can have a major change on who you are and how you see the world, which is crazy when you think about it.

Fear is one of those things that brings us all together.